he's married to mary mccormick. katherine's married too. okay, two problems. katherine's married to producer nick. separated for six months. >> oh, well, then we're back to ne problem, can't say for sure what the status of michael and mary's relationship is but these photos could raise some questions. >> look, honey my mouth is not open.cally it's just -- >> i swear it wasn't like. hat i went for the cheek and she turned to kiss me on the mouth. >> yeah, it happened that time, hat time from an entirely different angle and then we nnocently walked hand in hand while staring lovely into each other eyes. his es there was pen insergs but it was an accident. unless mike and mary are eparated and iwhich case ate no big deal. >> she's famous and people know me is of the he doesn't care. >> so we are all cool with this. discuss , we wish you

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>> damn, damn, damn! so poor. mily was but back to nickii who is ladies the the many bachelor may be hounding when the show comes back and everyone totally is girl is perfect. she needs a good male. needs milk. >> god knows we keep trying. said it other guy harvey. >> but the real problem with that is that giant ass she doesn't of at all. for me. a little skinny into.was born huge ass nickii feral. without one what person would him and, except him and him and her and maybe him. okay, not him. >> hey, doug how's it going?

a writer, nnes director creator of entourage all coming out of the wood work. >> we just run through it all. to be -- ything going anything going to happen with the whole entourage movie? know. on't >> this is preut wild. it's a good chance of it appening in the next couple of years? >> i don't know. i don't know. before theit happens soprano movie. get with him. >> whatever college i go with. may be a little greedy. >> i love mark. he's not talk about me. going to ow what's happen. >> phil is the only one we've got nothing from. hold-out. e >> maybe. >> everybody else is going out like he's the guy. >> kevin has been onset waiting for everybody to get there. >> all right, man, we're all anticipating it.

>> coming up, pauly d has a love child. unfortunately they didn't date very long. support and do the right thing. his real family. [laughter] >> what? >> abraham, she's out walking out in orlando park with her new boyfriend. he's a dj. >> according to his own website countless popular acts, period. >> oh, yeah. by advil t to you congestion relief. the 1-2 punch.

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>> he's a dj. brian. e is >> according though his own ebsite it says, he is open for countless popular acts. >> good for her. love. >> it sure looks like it. he's out in public with her and plus e fully clothed, there's the strolling and the kissing and the swans it's just notebook meets brokeback mountain. >> he loves her big brown eyes. that's funny. that whatever ir guy is attracted to her makes assumptions about what they're going to do >> you mean about what movies hey see or where they'll vacation? probably greece. >> you mean we're going in the back door right away. >> i think so. this guy is smarter than all of us and hopefully know. because you >> hello! hello! in there. d get lost

>> good luck explorers. use protection. >> my two favorite people -- you doing? >> so, we asked them some interesting questions. talking about tonight? >> we're going to talk about how women name their daughter the same name as them, how they're junior. >> i never thought about it although i don't know if there is a woman high know is named their mother. >> there's loot. >> because they don't say junior. know. never >> so julie says -- >> hanna storm named one of her daughters hanna. >> you know what else is interesting, this is just me les and t the video, julie wepb out with another like that looked exactly them. older ed like a rich white guy and it was did you cats of themselves. it's a club.

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kim kardashian engaged. how kanye pulled off the surprise proposal with a 15-karat diamond, now on "extra." kanye pops the question on kim's 33rd birthday. a blindfold, a private jet, the elaborate surprise waiting tend, every new detail today. >> i just heard from kim and i will tell you what she told me. new scandal pics, katharine mcphee caught making out with her "smash" director and they are both mared. julia, sandra jason, jared,

now honoring jerry weintraub. confession about the sexy black dress, julia's emotional speech about her husband. >> danny moder, i love you, babe. julia's shocker about meryl streep. >> wait, you're julia roberts. >> she is meryl streep. mia farrow and her son, ronan's, first interview about the rumors he is sinatra's son. plus, melissa mccarthy on her "elle" cover controversy. >> the only regret is -- "extra," from universal studios hollywood, the entertainment capital of l.a. >> hey, everyone, welcome to "extra," i am mario lopez. >> i'm maria menounos. first up, kim and kanye's surprise engagement. >> kanye did it in a big way, not just talking about the ring which is enormous. it is. i connected with kim today. she told me how thrilled she is. right now, got every detail on how kanye pulled off had operation proposal.

here's jerry. >> this is how kim made the announcement to the world. flashing her 15-karat diamond. kanye flashing a huge smile. now you "extra" breaking details on how he pulled off the most twittered engagement ever. new pic, kim spotted boarding a private jet yesterday afternoon, her mom and sister taking a separa flight to san francisco, kylie serenading along the way. ♪ >> kanye jet nothing l.a. for the hollywood film awards. >> i flew in from san francisco and i'm flying back tonight. >> where he had rented out at&t park for 35 grand, west blindfolded kim to take her there hired a 50-piece orchestra to play her favorite lana delray song "young and beautiful." as reality cameras rolled, got down on one knee, flashed his proposal on the big screen, her mom and sisters pouring out of the dugout. >> talked about marriage? >> a pregnant kim coy with "extra" all year about i do

rumors. >> we talk about stuff like that, but that's kind of private. >> we hear he asked kris for permission before popping the question with this 15-karats experts tell us are worth up to $3 million. will kris and bruce's separation spark i do drama? jenner walked his stepdaughter down the aisle at her last made for e wed egg of the century. >> my wife, kris and i. >> mom wantsbrother, rob to do the honers this time no date set. maybe that will be a surprise, too. >> so, mario, i got this ring from the wardrobe department to get an idea. now this would be would probably be likes a 6-karat diamond ring. kim's is more than double. i love it had, i thought it was romantic. >> when you get proposed to. we know what's up. we just saw kanye, presenter at the hollywood films gala. a-list event, julia, sandra and jerry weintraub. it is not the golden globes, not th oscars but it might as

well be. the hollywood film gala bringing out the very best of the a-list. hello, how are you? such an honor to meet you. julia roberts stunning, strolling down the carpet with the recipient of the night, jerry wine straub traub. what does it mean to you? >> that i'm getting close to the hill side. >> no. the rank queen of the box office, sandra bullock, keeping "gravity" afloat three weeks straight. >> he should. he deserve. >> it is >> you were not the -- >> without him there is no space. >> sandra's smoking hot lbd, a drastic change from her spooky halloween look with son, louis, over the weekend. >> it was the day of the dead. he chose it and i said, fine, whatever baby wants, baby gets. and mama spent two hours in front of a makeup mir we are a pen. >> the night's most shocking look, jake gyllenhaal super skinny for a movie. >> a movie called "night crawlers"ville to see the movie.

i am nee the i hadal of it now. >> you look very dap they are evening. >> thank you. do you know who this amazing suit is by? >> boss. >> matthew mcconaughey and jared leto dropped by. >> incredible here tonight. anyone you're looking forward to bump nothing? >> i would definitely see you again. >> oh, i will take it. >> trying to flirt with alyssa. she wasn't having it. >> i will alwaysave it. >> that's good. >> julia roberts going barefoot to accept the hollywood ensemble award for "aug osage county." >> fortunately, i'm heartier at which i told my husband 13 years ago when he asked me out on a dinner date. i won't just have salad. danny moder, i love you, babe. >> kind of blew me away you were nervous to work with meryl streep? >> yeah. >> were you really? >> yes, because i'm human. >> but you're julia roberts. >> but she's meryl streep. >> but it's the ew reunion of her "mystic pizza" cast making headlines. "mystic pisa" reunion.

how great was that? >> so fun. we had such is a great day. >> looks like you did. >> really did. >> was it just like old times? >> it was. it was like times -- i can't believe it's been 25 years. >> crazy. how come matt damon wasn't there? >> i know, right. because he was kind of anextra. >> coming up later on "extra," my one-on-one with hollywood legend award honoree, jerry weintraub. >> i was very surprised. >> that's coming up. >> and i'm predicting right now, jervey not done winning awards for behind the candelabra. the golden globes are right around the corner. >> i think you're right about that one. get to the other top trending stories today, start work a kissing photo stirring up all kinds of headlines. >> caught! scandalous new pics. katharine mcphee brazenly making out with her former "smash" director michael morris in public. they are both married and not to each other. the couple's pda going down in broad daylight sunday in l.a. mcfee married to 47-year-old producer nick kokas, although

they have reportedly been separated for six months. morris' situation is is a little murkier, married to actress mary mccormack, played howard stern's wife in "private parts" and they have three young daughters. no official explanation for either yet although these pics doing plenty of talking. ronan pharaoh on the record about those frank sinatra may be my dad rumors. >> i wasn't there i don't have more to offer. >> honored in new york at the 79th annual blue card benefit gala. a great thing to be honored by this group. and with my son. >> mia keeping her focus own the group's non-profit work. new msnbc host, rolen, realizes thisomes with the territory. >> i take it in stride. we all have our family histories to bear. so -- there are the anxious moments after country legend dolly parent was involved in a car accident in nashville yesterday. >> yeah, a witness saying dolly's long-time friend, judy ogle, was trapped in the driver's seat.

>> how old is the patient injured? >> not saying she is injured she can't get out of her own vehicle, stuck in it, t-bone, didn't can't get out the driver's side. >> dolly was taken to the hospital after then released. she and judy are both okay. all right. so, we got to talk about the big dancing oops that happened last night. no one went home after a problem with the voting. >> yeah. apparently, show the put up the wrong phone numbers for some of the dancers so to be fair, they threw out all the votes. >> you had to do that, in all fairness. but you figure after 16 seasons, they would have all those kinks worked out, right? the other two big headlines, the first perfect score for my girl, elizabeth berkeley. yes. and a j. lo surprise. mark dal ballas, who was eliminated last week, back in the ballroom working t. >> a superstar surprise. elizabeth's breakdown. >> it was really hard for me. >> and from the ballroom to backstage to secret late-night rehearsals. >> surviving another week. >> our mark ballas with his number one fan. >> my mom. >> and with the cast,y lo with

her bff, leah. >> when jen and i are together, you can see two little girls having time. >> tony and leah getting their highest scores ever. >> fl like she was a lucky charm for you guys tonight? >> yeah of course. >> elizabeth with the first perfect 30 of the season. >> hey! >> but before the smiles, the tears. >> i'm really good at holding my head up and acting like it's all good. >> elizabeth relieving how her career nearly crumbled after making infamous box office bomb "showgirls." >> i'm gonna dance. it was not easy t hurts. it was painful. >> her lesson? >> you can take a risk, take a beating and move on. >> and now, nothing but love from hollywood. a tweet from oprah last week, cindy crawford tweeting you this week. >> a very dear girlfriend of mine. >> cindy crawford knows who i am. >> hey. >> knowing exactly who she is. >> i just feel like i look like an elegant, classy v y virgin

nice to feel innocent 'cause i'm not. >> ice cold off t >> saw a photo you posted on instagram doing cryotherapy. >> i look like i'm "back to the future." >> after show -- >> all great. >> only "extra" with the cast as they snuck into the rehearsal studios for an up all night -- >> a great team, going to be great. going to be blown away. >> elite eight ready to work it next monday. >> see you later, "extra." up next, melissa mccarthy hidden under a coat on "elle," why she's blasting the coverup critics. >> when i heard it, i went -- then, reese witherspoon's girls night out. which star dared to go there? 50 shades of frank zmoe james grilled about playing christian gray. plus, "extra's" new one on one with super producer, jerry weintraub, thea-list comes out to pay tribute. >> just a great [ bleep ] guy. >> "extra" brought to you by wallgreens, at the corner of

happy and healthy. the very first time, melissa mccarthy is talking today about the controversy over her new "elle" magazine cover. >> the magazine usually features stars in risque outfits has melissa all covered up and some

people are saying it is because of her weight. melissa says, hold on a minute, everyone. she covered up, they showed some skin. these "elle" covers sparking an avalanche of screaming headlines. >> i heard it i thought people were kidding. >> melissa mccarthy for th first time lark back at critics! ing "elle" magazine for covering her up in a coat. she says blame me. >> i'm the one that grabbed the coat it is totally my doing. the only regret is i wish i uld have snagged the coat, frankly. i dervehat coat. >> melissa rocking another fabulous coat this one by calvin klein, joining husband, ben, and a solo reese witherspoon at "elle's" 20th anniversary women in hollywood. >> we are very dear friend that is having a very important celebration in their life. so we are with our very dear friend it is okay. a big night for lea michele, making her first public appearance since "glee's"

tribute cory monteith. co-star revealing the cast watched the emotional episode together. >> that was, you know, really difficult but really good to be with everyone. >> the cleavage-bearing suit is by pamela roland, maryan cotillard and christian dior. the most popular designer on this carpet, calvin klein, head down direction shailene woodley, naomi harris and eva marie saint. >> a lovely award. online who wore these crazy heels? the answer at extratv.com. and on the topic of new award winners, actress, close friend and super producer jerry weintraub something new for his mantel. renee has the a-list interview jerry. >> this nice night, all about jerry. bruce willis doing the honors. >> he is just a great [ bleep ] guy. >> got up there dropped the f-bomb a couple times. >> did he? i couldn't hear him. >> we did, jerry, and you stole

the show. >> [ bleep ] not gonna talk long because i want a vodka and i haven't had one. >> tonight was obviously about pleasure but business as well tonight? >> i unfortunately, or fortunately, do business 24/7. i don't sleep. i'm on the phone and i'm working, doing deals. >> his career has been about doing deals. his hbo documentary, "his way," showcasing his work we will advice and old blue eyes. jerry's man behind fnk sinatra's famous tv concert, "the main event." 11 emmys for behind the candelabra hundreds of millions banked from the trilogies he cooked up, julia robert there is to celebrate his genius. what was that like? >> i love it. it was great. we are buddies. >> you guys work together again? >> oh, yeah. absolute. got a chance. >> up for holly wide wood'siest guy? >> benghazi movie. "under fire." >> sounds amazing. >> something ex-recordnary. >> a word you can alway use to

describe our friend, mr. weintraub. coming up, "extra's" sneak peeking tonight's all new "ncis." is agent dinozzo losing it? >> i'm start issing to see things. then miley cyrus and her new man getting serious. and who was just speed holding hands with demi lovato? gossip girl dishing serious scoop. which "dancing with the stars" champ just revealed she is pregnant? plus, can renee and a tv vampire survive halloween horror nights at universal? [ male announcer ] if paula ebert had her way, she would help her child.

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a big congrats today to bachelor and dancing alum, melissa rycroft, this picture on twitter today, her prergan test and it says pregnant, baby number two is due in the spring. >> melissa, let me tell you you two babies is a real family now. it gets real. a new tweet that miley cyrus sent out has everyone talking, too. our mystery reporter, gossip girl, has everyone talking about it. >> gossip girl here, one and only source for the see is cret lives of the rich and famous. miley puts up, is he going to put a ring ton? most people put away their skimpy swimsuits in november. not my wrecking ball. tweeting, i love you more tod than yesterday but less than i will tomorrow. people in the know, wink wink,

speculating she is talking about her rumored new man, theo winner and that sounds serious to me. okay, these two, just seriously cute. i spy demi lovato and wilmer valderrama. playing coy about their love life. >> off special man? >> you know, i really would love for you to hear my new single. >> forget all the on again/off again are they/aren't they whisperers? they are so on. hashtag lovato rama. 50 shades of franco? well, darlings, kiss fmuk was told she wants him to play christian grey. >> i love james franco. >> what does he have to say? >> are you going to be in the "fifty shades of grey"? >> looks like he goes a self-imposed gag order. online now, tell me how want to play the s & m loving millionaire at extra tv.com. and who spent $100 grand on splasic surgery to look like the

biebs? that's at gossipgirl.com. all right. now, let's head over to renee and what's going ones, i hear you aren't feeling so good now. >> do i have any color left to in my face? pretty sure i turned ghost white when i took fellow asiend good friend through universal's house of horrors. she is leaving vampire die froirs a blood suck show, the original. what is in store for rebecca this season? >> hunky men potentially. >> a lot of half-naked -- >> all the time. all the time. hard to go to work and watch handsome men tak their shirts off. >> you star in a show that can be a little bit scary. do you get scared easily? >> i , yes. >> what about haunted houses? >> i think i would enjoy a haunted house. >> you do? >> yeah. >> we are going to test you o that. >> yes. >> should we do it? good thing we are at universal studios hollywood. >> this is going to be a breeze. >> you know. halloween horror nights maze is right around the corner. [ screaming ]

>> really sweaty. hello, boys. >> and claire will scare you. the original tonight on the cw. >> renee, you are brave. that little chucky a scary little zbrichlt tonight is also "ncis" night and a blast from the past, sending agent dinozzo into a tailspin. here is your first look. is dinozzo losing it? >> i'm afraid i'm going cuckoo's nest. >> tonight on "ncis," tony flashes back to his days as baltimore police officer after seeing suspect from a case 15 years ago. >> you okay, dinozzo? >> i'm starting to see things. >> ziva's absence getting the best of him? >> you have been different these past two weeks, tony. how come? >> kind of a personal question, tim you since it's you asking -- >> no, how long since you've slept? >> tony struggled to keep his sanity. >> i can't rely

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well, maybe he was on the road a lot. maybe he had to make a living. maybe all he did when he was home is sit on the couch and watch tv. when are you going to learn, ray? you can't talk sports with the wife.

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good. good. you didn't come down here to show me, did you? no, no, no, no. you know, i was talking to garvin and stan, and they read your column, and they were going on about how much they liked it. oh, yeah? oh. well, tell them i said thanks. well, me, too. i mean, i thought it was good, too. you're a good writer. i ever tell you that? no. you're a good writer. well, thanks. so, what you working on there today? uh, nothing. just something on ken griffey jr. oh, yeah? yeah. yeah, he's been in a slump, so he called his father to help him with his swing. did you know that he does that? oh, yeah? well, that's a good father. hey, hey, you remember how i took you to the playground there at the school and i hit fly balls to you? oh, yeah, yeah. i remember that day.